💎 10 things that marketers have taught us about Millennials

1. Millennials like stuff.
2. Millennials don’t like other stuff.
3. Conveniently, all Millennia’s like exactly the same stuff.
4. Millennials are completely different from every other generation, in that they were born at a different time. That much we can agree on.
5. We can’t actually agree on when Millennials were born.
6. Millennials will not persist with anything that doesn’t keep them interested. When writing for Millennials, you must be unceasingly entertaining.
7. When writing about Millennia’s, you must be unceasingly boring.
8. Millennials will immediately detect if you’re being condescending, the clever little scamps.
9. You do not simply ask Millennials what they think, you ‘tap into their mindset’
10. Millennials don’t like Apple. They don’t like broccoli either, but that’s kids for you.

Excerpt from: Eat Your Greens by Wiemer Snijders